Captain Wayne: Vacation Desperation

The hot pink-wearing, fish-eating, cigar huffing Captain Wayne is a man who refuses to let anything stand between him and his blood soaked conquest to rob and humiliate every rich asshole around the globe. After losing his arm in a terrible encounter with the "Vampire Whale", Wayne replaced it with his trusty shotgun, "The Captain's Ol' Reliable", and sailed with it across the seas in his vessel, the S.S. Salty. One day, an encounter with a group of evil mercenaries ends with him marooned on an island with his ship stolen. Without a second thought, Wayne starts doing what he does best; killing everyone responsible.